1. "Wir Deutschen gelten als hartherzig" ("We Germans are seen as hard-hearted")
Says Martin Schulz, the President of the EU Parliament. Citing southern European countries' dissatisfaction with the draconian spending cuts Germany insists on to keep the €uro show on the road, he claims they think of Germans as "hardhearted, insensitive, self-righteous and condescending."
When it comes to national stereotypes, Schulz lags way behind Silvio Berlusconi who, when Prime Minister of Italy, (in)famously informed him:
2. "Heidi Klum - eine Perfektionistin wird 40" ("Heidi Klum - a perfectionist turns 40")
Curious how the bared breast has been reclaimed as feminism's most potent weapon...
3. "Junge Männer Trinken Zu Viel" ("Young Men Drink Too Much")
(All headlines taken from this morning's edition of the Rheinische Post)